Friday, July 01, 2011

I Am My Hair

Going


Going


Gone

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Babysitting Nicolò - Inception!

Grumpy boy who has been bad by not letting mummy sleep...



First, use pram to induce deep sleep!



Next, trivial games to make him think he's not dreaming (and that he's beating me a backgammon).



"Downwards is the only way forwards." Take him further into the next level of dream state with soporific version of "Everyday is Like Sunday".




"The seed that we planted in this man's mind may change everything."




"Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange."

Friday, January 21, 2011

Phil Simms and Bruce Dickenson

I would never really put analysis of the Super Bowl on my blog, but this is really deep. Who knew Phil Simms was also hip and down with cow bell? Collinsworth knew, he just didn't want to let on!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

I Have To Fly This!

Fly the friendly skies of Turkmenistan Airlines.

Google Translate tells me:
The state airline of Turkmenistan was established in 1991. It has several Boeing 737 and 757th In the spring of 2001 added a new B-757 and three short-range aircraft of type Boeing 717 fleet. The airport of Ashgabat is equipped with modern technology.
I better brush up on my German for those moments Google Translate can't help me and hope that I don't have to change my flight.

Even Zhezkazgan Air, which I had the extreme pleasure of flying a few months ago, has a website (and in three languages, none of which are German), schedule and VIP lounge. And as far as I know Zhezkazgan isn't a country.

And the biggest question is why would Germans be going to Turkmenistan? Gosh, I am full of questions.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Momma's Place

Lady V's Theme Song for 2011! Perfect. Available on Róisín Murphy.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Some Things Never Change!

Circa 2010

Circa 2009

Circa 1980

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Oh Wow. 2010.

Just another year...

Taking "hunter and gatherer" to a different level.


Max learns the real meaning of the 4th of July - No taxation without representation and strawberry shortcake!


Rowan taught me how much fun one can actually have with a road grader.


Aunt Molly - 1.8 billion nanometers and counting.


Do you believe in genetics? I don't any longer.


Know your twin - David and...
a) Filippo
b) Giovanni


They're (olive migrant worker) models and they're looking good! Jumper (£69.99 agnès b.) and wellies (£43.00 Topshop).


Oh Canada/Tannenbaum!


2010 started magically...


...and ended so well. Look what Santa brought us...a Scotsman!


Nicolò will be proud of his mother and Aunt Daisy.


Il Hub Milano è aperto!


Knee pads. Tick.


Countryside!


In truth, the articles are really good.


Ausable Club Tennis Court Dress Code: "Tennis 'whites' and proper shoes are required at all times on all courts." We didn't get in, obviously.


They will never remember, we think.


James and Betty welcome Byron.


SPF 50 and then some.


Untitled.


The Hayride with Fra Fra! Oh wow!


Salif Keita @ the Barbican.


Rock couch construction crew.


Lack of Christian education leads Jewish woman to try and dye her egg the color of her bloody mary.


Not bad for a pumpkin carving his first Italian.


Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go. Pass the chicken jello, пожалуйста.


With the Webb family, life is certainly good.


What happens in Sandra's Shimmy Shack?


Aside from being good in photos, she's also become very good at blogging her own.


A walk down the astral plane.


Lars, welcome.


Untitled.


Some people are gay (and like to dress up as drag queens). Get over it.


Mayme has now taken over as being the best behaved Killeen I know. But I didn't get to meet Penelope yet.


And, the photo of the year for 2010...

Oh wow.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Yeah, Are Nigeria's Musicians Selling Out?

Seun Kuti (hope he comes back to London soon!) is "disgusted" with musicians getting money from politicians.

I wonder home much Cocoa Tea took from Obama for this! ITT!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Treadmills R 4 Losers

Just did my first and last 30 minutes on a treadmill. What a miserable way to exercise. It was a last resort when I tried running in Galati, Romania and realize every rusted fence is being guarded by a stray dog waiting to jump our and scare the crap out of you.

My hotel is really, really nice. There is even Romanian Mexican here. Vaya con dios!